glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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