I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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