You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.