I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.