butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?