i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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