Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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