who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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