I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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