I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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