A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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