I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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