Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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