Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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