there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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