yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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