I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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