I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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