So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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