Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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