you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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