i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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