I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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