If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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