In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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