I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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