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So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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