I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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