fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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