yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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