God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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