I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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