we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Oh god it's open bar.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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