You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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