It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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