You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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