i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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