I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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