Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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