don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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