Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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