Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"