she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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