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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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