Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
only if we run a train.
done.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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