Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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