i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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