hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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