I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
