Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
4 words: hood of his car
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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