awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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