the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just want nice things and good sex
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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