So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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