What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
