your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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