butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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